Our products are made to order, keeping the process individualised and sustainable for the planet. Production takes 24-48hrs and delivery is 2-4 days later depending where you are in the UK. For Europe the windows are similar. We ship internationally with frames below the 7 days for the US and Australia, tested IRL.

We partner with Shopify and are a registered company in the UK. Our site uses ultra safe technology to keep your data safe. We accept most payment options.

We beleive most of the products aimed at gifting healthcare people in the UK are conversational but cheesy. Because most of it is made by people who've never worked an NHS shift. We have. Everything here is designed by clinicians, for clinicians- which mostly means we know which jokes are worn out, and which ones you'd actually wear.

Yes, Every order includes a tracking number which will be provided via email or text once your order is fulfilled.

On most pieces, yes. Our tees use organic ring-spun cotton; a few heavier items are a cotton blend, noted on each product page.

No, we don't. Orders ship direct from our print partner in standard packaging, so we can't wrap or add notes. It's the trade-off for printing to order rather than holding stock.

A: Email us at clerkedbrand@gmail.com a real person reads it, and we usually reply within a day or two.

B: You can also reach us on Instagram [@clerked_brand].

If you'd rather use a contact form:

C: Drop us a line through the contact page- we read everything and usually reply within a couple of hours.