If you're unhappy with your purchase, we'll find a solution for you. Most of our products can be returned within 14 days. All returns are handled by our customer team with easy instructions. Returns will be refunded to the original payment method or as a store credit. We do our best to make you comfortable, because let's face it, that's what you deserve.
★★★★★ Excellent 4.8
A5 softcover notebook with a thoughtful, literary cover illustration — a serene profile of a woman whose silhouette contains a tidy bookshelf, feather quill, and candle. The matte laminated cover has vivid, crisp printing that brings the monochrome design’s subtle contrasts to life. Inside, 150 pages (90gsm, lined) give a satisfying, smooth surface for long notes, sketches, or journaling. The perfect binding keeps the book flexible so it lies flat while you write. Compact and pocketable at 5.9" x 8.3", it slips easily into bags for study sessions, commute reading notes, or quiet evenings by lamplight.
Product features - Flexible perfect binding lies flat for easy writing - Vibrant, high-resolution cover print with matte laminate - 150 pages (75 sheets) of 90gsm lined paper - A5 size (5.9" x 8.3") — compact and portable - Front and back cover printed; small barcode on back
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from the United Kingdom, Portugal, or Germany
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.
⭐ Why You'll Love It
High-quality print-on-demand production
Fast shipping worldwide (5–9 business days)
Easy returns
Secure checkout
Designed by medical professionals
UK/EU: 5–9 business days US/Worldwide: 7–12 business days Fulfilled by Printify’s trusted UK/EU print partners.
If you're not happy with your order, we’ll replace it or refund it. No worries.
🚚 Shipping & Delivery
Production Time: 2–5 business days (Made to Order) Shipping: UK (3-7 days), Europe (5-10 days), USA/Canada (7-12 days)
🔄 Returns & Exchanges
No returns for size issues (custom printed). Free replacement for damaged/incorrect items within 14 days.
Everything we make is built to feel good, shift after shift.Thoughtfully made, sustainably sourced apparel for people who work hard.#nhs #doctorsoftiktok #nursesoftiktok #juniordoctor #medicalhumour #scrublife
Our pieces are designed born out of love for the daily work, the daily lingo and the shared intricacies of Medicine and the work. We believe that shared experiences are something to make us proud.
Designed to connect
The humor is subtle, not punny
Subtle references rather than novelty merchandise
Frequently Asked Questions
FAQs
Will it take long to arrive?
Our products are made to order, keeping the process individualised and sustainable for the planet. Production takes 24-48hrs and delivery is 2-4 days later depending where you are in the UK. For Europe the windows are similar. We ship internationally with frames below the 7 days for the US and Australia, tested IRL.
Is my transaction safe?
We partner with Shopify and are a registered company in the UK. Our site uses ultra safe technology to keep your data safe. We accept most payment options.
Why is the market flooded with punny merch for doctors? Does anyone like them?
We beleive most of the products aimed at gifting healthcare people in the UK are conversational but cheesy. Because most of it is made by people who've never worked an NHS shift. We have. Everything here is designed by clinicians, for clinicians- which mostly means we know which jokes are worn out, and which ones you'd actually wear.
Do you provide tracking information?
Yes, Every order includes a tracking number which will be provided via email or text once your order is fulfilled.
Is your cotton organic?
On most pieces, yes. Our tees use organic ring-spun cotton; a few heavier items are a cotton blend, noted on each product page.
Do you offer gift wrapping?
No, we don't. Orders ship direct from our print partner in standard packaging, so we can't wrap or add notes. It's the trade-off for printing to order rather than holding stock.
I have a further question how can i reach you?
A: Email us at clerkedbrand@gmail.com a real person reads it, and we usually reply within a day or two.
B: You can also reach us on Instagram [@clerked_brand].
If you'd rather use a contact form:
C: Drop us a line through the contact page- we read everything and usually reply within a couple of hours.
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