If you're unhappy with your purchase, we'll find a solution for you. Most of our products can be returned within 14 days. All returns are handled by our customer team with easy instructions. Returns will be refunded to the original payment method or as a store credit. We do our best to make you comfortable, because let's face it, that's what you deserve.
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Escherichia coli. The most studied organism in the history of biology. Present in your gut right now, in approximately 100 billion copies, doing nothing wrong.
Also the organism that built molecular biology. Also, on chromogenic agar, genuinely pink.
The Science in Bloom collection asks what organisms would look like if they bloomed. For E. coli the answer required almost no imagination — the chromogenic colonies are already that colour. The illustration just gave them petals, rod shaped bark and wonder.
For the microbiologist, the molecular biologist, the patient who finally looked up what the GP was treating, and anyone who finds it quietly remarkable that something this small has shaped this much of science.
E Coli Imaginary Flower Botanical Microbiology Tee Science...
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MADE FOR DRS
Built to Last. Designed to Move.
Everything we make is built to feel good, shift after shift.Thoughtfully made, sustainably sourced apparel for people who work hard.#nhs #doctorsoftiktok #nursesoftiktok #juniordoctor #medicalhumour #scrublife
Our pieces are designed born out of love for the daily work, the daily lingo and the shared intricacies of Medicine and the work. We believe that shared experiences are something to make us proud.
Designed to connect
The humor is subtle, not punny
Subtle references rather than novelty merchandise
Frequently Asked Questions
FAQs
Will it take long to arrive?
Our products are made to order, keeping the process individualised and sustainable for the planet. Production takes 24-48hrs and delivery is 2-4 days later depending where you are in the UK. For Europe the windows are similar. We ship internationally with frames below the 7 days for the US and Australia, tested IRL.
Is my transaction safe?
We partner with Shopify and are a registered company in the UK. Our site uses ultra safe technology to keep your data safe. We accept most payment options.
Why is the market flooded with punny merch for doctors? Does anyone like them?
We beleive most of the products aimed at gifting healthcare people in the UK are conversational but cheesy. Because most of it is made by people who've never worked an NHS shift. We have. Everything here is designed by clinicians, for clinicians- which mostly means we know which jokes are worn out, and which ones you'd actually wear.
Do you provide tracking information?
Yes, Every order includes a tracking number which will be provided via email or text once your order is fulfilled.
Is your cotton organic?
On most pieces, yes. Our tees use organic ring-spun cotton; a few heavier items are a cotton blend, noted on each product page.
Do you offer gift wrapping?
No, we don't. Orders ship direct from our print partner in standard packaging, so we can't wrap or add notes. It's the trade-off for printing to order rather than holding stock.
I have a further question how can i reach you?
A: Email us at clerkedbrand@gmail.com a real person reads it, and we usually reply within a day or two.
B: You can also reach us on Instagram [@clerked_brand].
If you'd rather use a contact form:
C: Drop us a line through the contact page- we read everything and usually reply within a couple of hours.
Scrub wear can feel demoralising and bland. Using layers on top can brighten your look and make you feel lighter. You may also appreciate the friendly stares and random coffee banter.