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Pseudomonas Imaginary Flower Botanical Microbiology Tee

Pseudomonas Imaginary Flower Botanical Microbiology Tee

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Color: Light Blue
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Pseudomonas aeruginosa. Gram negative. Intrinsically resistant to most things. Producer of pyocyanin — the blue-green pigment that stains wound dressings, turns agar that distinctive colour, and alerts the experienced clinician before the culture result arrives.

It also smells of grapes. This is not metaphor.

Reimagined here as a flower — petals arranged like colonies, filaments and stamens as microscopic swirls. The pigment that signals infection on a ward rendered as botanical illustration. The Science in Bloom collection takes the organism at its most visually distinctive and asks what it would look like if it bloomed instead.

From the Science in Bloom collection. Where the pathogen becomes the subject.

Lightweight ringspun cotton, semi-fitted, 4.5 oz. Ribbed knit collar, twill shoulder tape, double-needle stitching. Drapes cleanly, holds its shape.

For the microbiologist who has identified it by smell before the plate was read. And finds the pigment genuinely beautiful.

Specs

100% ringspun cotton, 4.5 oz

Semi-fitted, women's cut

Ribbed knit collar, twill shoulder tape

Double-needle sleeve and hem stitching

Tear-away label, Gildan 64000L

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C)

Tumble dry medium

Do not iron or dry clean

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Pseudomonas Imaginary Flower Botanical Microbiology Tee
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Regular price £26.99
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Pseudomonas Imaginary Flower Botanical Microbiology Tee
S /
Light Blue
Regular price £26.99
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Daily apparel sophistication inspired by science

Our pieces are designed born out of love for the daily work, the daily lingo and the shared intricacies of Medicine and the work. We believe that shared experiences are something to make us proud.

Designed to connect

The humor is subtle, not punny

Subtle references rather than novelty merchandise

Frequently Asked Questions

FAQs

Will it take long to arrive?

Our products are made to order, keeping the process individualised and sustainable for the planet. Production takes 24-48hrs and delivery is 2-4 days later depending where you are in the UK. For Europe the windows are similar. We ship internationally with frames below the 7 days for the US and Australia, tested IRL.

Is my transaction safe?

We partner with Shopify and are a registered company in the UK. Our site uses ultra safe technology to keep your data safe. We accept most payment options.

Why is the market flooded with punny merch for doctors? Does anyone like them?

We beleive most of the products aimed at gifting healthcare people in the UK are conversational but cheesy. Because most of it is made by people who've never worked an NHS shift. We have. Everything here is designed by clinicians, for clinicians- which mostly means we know which jokes are worn out, and which ones you'd actually wear.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, Every order includes a tracking number which will be provided via email or text once your order is fulfilled.

Is your cotton organic?

On most pieces, yes. Our tees use organic ring-spun cotton; a few heavier items are a cotton blend, noted on each product page.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

No, we don't. Orders ship direct from our print partner in standard packaging, so we can't wrap or add notes. It's the trade-off for printing to order rather than holding stock.

I have a further question how can i reach you?

A: Email us at clerkedbrand@gmail.com a real person reads it, and we usually reply within a day or two.

B: You can also reach us on Instagram [@clerked_brand].

If you'd rather use a contact form:

C: Drop us a line through the contact page- we read everything and usually reply within a couple of hours.