'Bleep Me Maybe' Women's Tee
The bleep goes off when it wants. Usually during lunch. Occasionally at 3am. Always when you've just sat down.
A wildflower wreath. Garden insects. And in the middle, the only reasonable response to being on-call: Bleep Me Maybe.
Floral exterior. Clinical interior. The tee that looks like a botanical print until someone reads it properly — at which point they either laugh or they don't, and either way you know something useful about them.
100% ringspun cotton, semi-fitted, lightweight. Wear it on days off. Wear it as a reminder that dark humour is a recognised coping mechanism, not a character flaw.
Specs
100% ringspun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd²
Semi-fitted with side seams
Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Tear-away label
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
Tumble dry medium
Do not iron or dry clean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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