MFFD. Medically Fit For Discharge. The three most optimistic letters in the building, rendered like the back of a tour tee for a band that only plays night shifts — spiked, gothic, and entirely legible to the people who get it.

A soft, breathable everyday tee with the logo centred front. Heavy enough to look like it means something, light enough to wear layered. Says the work is done. Says nothing about what happens next, which is the joke in itself.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps it cool under a fleece or a lead apron. Side seams and a ribbed collar hold their shape through repeated wear and washing at most temperatures. Discreet sleeve mark, tear-away label. Wear it under scrubs, under a jacket, or with jeans when you want people to ask why you like batman.

Product features

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and a soft hand

Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and improved fit

Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a classic, neat look

DTF/DTG printed label and sleeve options for crisp, detailed artwork; tear-away label to reduce irritation

REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas), blank sourced from Honduras

Care instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

Non-chlorine bleach as needed

Tumble dry low

Iron, steam or dry on medium heat

Do not dry clean