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Sodium Joke Overscrubs Tee

Sodium Joke Overscrubs Tee

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If you're unhappy with your purchase, we'll find a solution for you. Most of our products can be returned within 14 days. All returns are handled by our customer team with easy instructions. Returns will be refunded to the original payment method or as a store credit. We do our best to make you comfortable, because let's face it, that's what you deserve.

Know any jokes about sodium?

Element 11, rendered as it appears on the table. Atomic mass included, because leaving it off would be sloppy.

Printed on a relaxed-fit women's tee in 3 colours, with a rolled sleeve and a wide crew neck that sits comfortably without gaping. Cut for room through the body — good over a base layer, good on its own, good on the sofa at 22:39.

Fabric

50% organic cotton, 50% reclaimed. The reclaimed half comes from post-industrial offcuts and end-of-life textiles that would otherwise be waste, which is where the marl flecks come from. No two pieces are identical for that reason.

Circular by design

When it's finished, send it back. It gets remade into new products rather than landfilled. There's a QR code in the neck label that starts the process.

Care

Wash cool, inside out. Line dry. It'll outlast the joke.

Size Guide

Centimeters
8 10 12 14 16 18
Bust 84 88 92 97 103 108
Waist 66 70 75 80 85 91
Hips 91 95 99 104 109 116

Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure around your waistline.

Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Circular economy organic cotton t-shirt. Made from 50% post-consumer remanufactured organic cotton / 50% organic cotton, 170 gsm. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade again - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.

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Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Your new medical obsession

Made by doctors for doctors

Daily apparel sophistication inspired by science

Our pieces are designed born out of love for the daily work, the daily lingo and the shared intricacies of Medicine and the work. We believe that shared experiences are something to make us proud.

Designed to connect

The humor is subtle, not punny

Because we know you have already been on Etsy looking for a gift and we get it.

Frequently Asked Questions

FAQs

Will it take long to arrive?

Our products are made to order, keeping the process individualised and sustainable for the planet. Production takes 24-48hrs and delivery is 2-4 days later depending where you are in the UK. For Europe the windows are similar. We ship internationally with frames below the 7 days for the US and Australia, tested IRL.

Is my transaction safe?

We partner with Shopify and are a registered company in the UK. Our site uses ultra safe technology to keep your data safe. We accept most payment options.

Why is the market flooded with punny merch for doctors? Does anyone like them?

We beleive most of the products aimed at gifting healthcare people in the UK are conversational but cheesy. Because most of it is made by people who've never worked an NHS shift. We have. Everything here is designed by clinicians, for clinicians- which mostly means we know which jokes are worn out, and which ones you'd actually wear.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, Every order includes a tracking number which will be provided via email or text once your order is fulfilled.

Is your cotton organic?

On most pieces, yes. Our tees use organic ring-spun cotton; a few heavier items are a cotton blend, noted on each product page.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

No, we don't. Orders ship direct from our print partner in standard packaging, so we can't wrap or add notes. It's the trade-off for printing to order rather than holding stock.

I have a further question how can i reach you?

A: Email us at clerkedbrand@gmail.com a real person reads it, and we usually reply within a day or two.

B: You can also reach us on Instagram [@clerked_brand].

If you'd rather use a contact form:

C: Drop us a line through the contact page- we read everything and usually reply within a couple of hours.

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